Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A couple of letters

I faxed these letters to my rep & senators today. Bill Nelson got a little compliment, Ginny Brown-Waite got a reminder that she wastes ample time trying to impress us with her "support of veterans," and Mel "sellout" Martinez got nothing special because, let's be realistic, he doesn't care what I think anyway.

Senator Bill Nelson

United States Senate
716 Senate Hart Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Phone: 202-224-5274
Fax: 202-228-2183

Dear Mr. Nelson,

This letter is in regard to the proposed $700,000,000,000 financial market bailout currently being debated. I, as your constituent, urge you to vote against any variation of this proposal.

I have, to date, been pleased with your work in the Senate on my behalf. Please analyze this issue; I’m sure that you will agree this proposal is dangerous and unnecessary.

Case-by-case determination needs to be made on any future financial market issues. This proposal gives too much power and money to one individual and circumvents the American system of checks and balances.

Again, please vote against this multi-billion-dollar bailout.

Sincerely,

Stefanie


Here's Ginny Brown-Worthless's

Congresswoman Ginny Brown-Waite

414 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: 202-225-1002

Fax: 202-226-6559

Dear Ms. Brown-Waite,

This letter is in regard to the proposed $700,000,000,000 financial market bailout currently being debated. I, as your constituent, urge you to vote against any variation of this proposal.

Ms. Brown-Waite, our household receives correspondence from your office on a regular basis. This correspondence is generally claiming that you support veterans. Show us that you support citizens by voting against this proposal.

Case-by-case determination needs to be made on any future financial market issues. This proposal gives too much power and money to one individual and circumvents the American system of checks and balances.

Again, please vote against this multi-billion-dollar bailout.

Sincerely,

Stefanie


Mel Martinez just got the basic without a special middle paragraph. I did, however, give him a good, stern warning that I will not support or vote for any representative that supports this bailout.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Whoopee!

Congratulations!! Your application to the University of Florida for the 2009 Spring term has been approved!

Official notification will arrive by mail, including important orientation and immunization information.

We look forward to seeing you on campus soon, and welcome to the Gator Nation!


Now just to find my immunization records. Eek.

An Original

By me. I retain all rights, etc... But if it makes you laugh, feel free to repeat it. Unless you get paid for it, then you have to pay me.

Question: Why do Volkswagens retain their value so well?

Answer: Because even the old ones have so many new parts!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Inertia

It got me. I'm still at home; I've been sleeping in, reading, playing, and generally acting like I'm on vacation. Here's a little story about my trip for your enjoyment.

Winston and I started walking on Wednesday, in the middle of the afternoon. Not the best time to be making a 1500 foot ascent on your first day hiking, but we made it to the side trail to the water much earlier than I'd expected. There was a campground there, as well, that had been mentioned in my trailbook. I had planned to stay there for the night, but after events that transpired to stopped me from going down to the water, in addition to the healthy colony of bugs living there, I decided to keep going.

The book says that the blue blazed trail to the left leads 1/10 of a mile down the side of the ridge to a spring at an old homestead. What it fails to mention is that the trail is nearly vertical and infested with bees. Have I mentioned that I'm allergic to bees? Well, I was allergic to bee stings when I was a kid. I haven't been stung since I was 12 or so, and I'm really not so curious as to allow myself to be stung in order to find out for certain.

I walked to the edge of the ridge and looked down. There were enormous downed trees over the skinny trail spilling down the ridge. I couldn't see much. I certainly couldn't see an old farmstead or any other trace of water. (I should mention that I have since then developed a more accurate perception of how long 1/10th of a mile is.) I didn't know yet that I wouldn't see another soul on the trail until the next day and that it would be fine to leave my pack unguarded by the trail. The logistics of how to get down the trail (with Winston? without Winston? with the whole pack or without it?) It looked like the trail hadn't been used in years. I couldn't even be sure that there would be water where it was supposed to be, even if I did go down there. So I decided that I would just keep going. It was only about 8 miles to the next water source, and I started out with 5, how much could I need?

Allow me to stop here for a moment and tell you what I should have done. And what, had I known then what I know now, I would have done. I would have just taken off my pack and left it a little ways down the trail, taken out my Camelback (which incidentally hooks onto a shirt really well if you need to carry it without a backpack) and gone down the trail and gotten water. I learned that you don't pass up an opportunity for water, period.

So I made a bad decision. I decided to head on. We turned around and went back to the trail. I observed that the holes that I had seen in the ground before had bees flying around them. Bees? Ok, now I'm definitely not camping here. I didn't want to camp anywhere there was that much evidence of human visitation anyway. There may be bears.

Did I mention the bees in the holes? Well, I observed the bees on the way back, and made a note to avoid them. Winston decided that he would treat the holes as hurdles. One, wheeee! Two, whee - Winston, where are you going? Oh, shit. Ruuuuuuuun! I ran to a less-infested area and sat on a log. Off with the backpack, check on Winston, and check the map to make sure that I'm making the right decision.

Winston kept biting at his front leg and his tail. I grabbed his leg and saw a bee with its stinger stuck in his fur. I swatted it away, and it surprisingly just flew away. It was buzzing angrily. I mean it. I could tell, it was angry.

Now that I've convinced myself that I've made the right decision, (note for posterity - it was the wrong decision.) I loaded up and kept walking. Winston is no longer happily skipping along with head and tail held high. (height is relative here) He's now trying to bite his tail and simultaneously walk with his curly tail straightened out and held between his legs.

About another mile to the TN/VA border where we set up camp. (By the way, this is where I learned that I had a little over a cup of water left. Stupid.)

I attached Winston to a tree. I did a thorough check to be sure he hadn't been stung anywhere else and wasn't having any sort of a reaction. Turns out he had been stung somewhere else. Somewhere that even in his surgically altered condition would still probably be extremely painful. Otherwise, he was fine. As I set up the tent, Winston sat there and tried to kill any buzzing thing that came within reach. I don't know what I would have done had he caught one. It was also fun calming him down in the tent. Every time a bug buzzed by the tent, he'd jump up and try to attack through the tent fabric.

By the time I'd gone to sleep, he'd settled down. He didn't jump quite has much when he heard a buzzing. Then the damn cicadas started and we couldn't hear anything else at all.

He did wake me up a couple times in the night.

I'm pretty sure I heard something buzzing outside the tent.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Next weekend!

I'm going back to the Watauga dam area Friday for another week for more backpacking and/or hiking. Hopefully there will be more southbound thru-hikers so I'll at least have people to say "hi" to. I'd really like a hiking buddy - so if you're reading this and you're thinking that you'd really like to take a hike, let me know.

Who needs work, anyway?

Things that worked - really well

Every thing that I used that I took with me worked well. The Steri-pen is so cool - it worked great and was easy and quick. My tent is easy to set up, roomy, and well-ventilated.

One of the best pieces of equipment that I had was my backpack, though. When it was on my back, it didn't even feel like it weighed anything at all. The only way I knew there was extra weight on my back is because I could feel it on my feet.

My MSR pocket rocket stove boils water so fast, if I felt like cooking something, I was eating in less than 10 minutes, including letting the food sit. It was so easy!

I'm so glad that I took the hiking poles. The cork grips were especially good because they didn't get sticky or sweaty.

I may do a more thorough write-up later, but that's it for now. I was really, really pleased with how well everything worked. I was able to just enjoy the trek, which was awesome.

A short(er) adventure

You may be wondering what I'm doing here.

Turns out that I can get homesick.

The trail was beautiful, weather was good, and Winston and I both had no problem with the hiking, although there's a chance that he never wants to be in the car ever again.

Wednesday and Thursday we went from Damascus, Virginia to Shady Valley, TN. I planned to stay in Shady valley for a few days to get rid of stuff in my pack that I didn't need, and check how Winston and I were doing. In that space, I saw one pair of hikers. No one else. Wednesday night I was already lonely. I didn't expect to have any problem hiking alone, but then, I had expected to see a few other people every day.

I had gotten really low on water Wednesday, so I was up at 4:30 and on the trail at 5:30. We made it the six miles to the shelter at 10:00, and ran into a pair of hikers a mile before that. They offered me a ride to Shady Valley if I reached their truck at the trailhead before them, but they must have passed me while I was getting water, because it wasn't there when I got there.

Since I was early getting to Shady Valley, I called and Sara came and picked me up with my car. She offered to let me spend another night at her house before doing the camping I had planned to. I immediately took her up on the offer: I couldn't pass up a warm shower and soft bed. Sara was a big help - I'm so glad that I had a local contact. I can't even say how much I appreciate everything she did.

Friday I went over to Damascus and replaced the first aid kit that fell off my pack on Thursday, as well as a 1.8 liter Platypus reservoir - I didn't want to get as low on water ever again. I also got some electrolyte tabs and a smaller fuel tank. I was still tossing around what to do next. I considered just heading straight home, but I was really enjoying myself, and the area was beautiful. Physically, I was feeling better than I had in months. Even with overdoing it Thursday, I felt good. If I'd still been on the trail, I would have had no problem continuing the hike. I went to the Shady Valley Campground and found... a field. No picnic tables, no trees, no shade of any sort. They do have a really nice restroom and shower facility, as well as some cute cabins. I spoke with the guy who built the restrooms; he told me the plans for the campground, and pointed down the steep hill and said that there were tent sites "down there." I'm sure it'll be nice when they get everything finished.

I left after I realized that there was no place to sit to make and eat dinner, and my sister helped me find another campground nearby. I'd driven by the TVA Watauga dam campground earlier that day when I went through Hampton - turns out they have hot showers too! I stayed up late reading a book and slept lightly; Winston "woofed" every time another camper spoke or something rustled in the woods.

Saturday, I explored the dam area. It's really beautiful, and definitely a place I'll want to return.

The real adventure started Saturday night. I was playing cards with a couple - let's call them Debra and Bob - a few sites away from mine when they started cleaning up their food. They were leaving out a lot of food that I would have put away ("The mustard's not open - that's ok, right?"). Eek. I explained that I don't leave any food out, period. They were finishing up putting things in their vehicle, and Winston and I were sitting at the picnic table.

Winston started barking.

The other dogs started barking.

I tried to quiet Winston, but he was pulling on the leash harder than usual, and then I noticed that all of the dogs were barking in the same direction - not at each other. I heard a hissing, so, thinking it was a raccoon, I stepped back from the table and looked for something furry. Then I heard a growl. Amazing how when one hears something like that can reduce the just about any vocabulary to four-letter words. I heard another hiss, and Debra walked up and asked me what was going on. I explained that I wasn't sure, but whatever it was, it wasn't good. One of the guys from another campsite came up with their spotlight and flashed it around the trees. I had just offered my raccoon theory when the beam lighted on a bear. In a tree. Less than 15 steps from where I'd been sitting. It was supposedly a baby bear, which meant Mama wasn't far off. It was a big baby.

You know how you're supposed to act if you see a bear? Stay calm, back slowly away, don't yell, pick up kids so they don't run screaming, and vacate the area and leave the bear alone so that it'll feel safe enough to leave.

There had been one child in the campground all weekend - now there were dozens of kids running, screaming, across the campground toward the vehicles. All of the adult (using the term loosely here) men ran over to where the bear was spotted and were talking loudly and shining the light on it, and the women were chasing after the kids yelling at them to calm down. If you guessed that wasn't effective, you'd be right.

If not for the bear in the tree, it would have been pretty funny.

The campground host came back over and made sure it left. He assured everyone that the bear wouldn't return, but I knew I'd have a hard time sleeping regardless, so I spent the night in my car. The reason the bear had come into the campground was because Debra had left a bowl full of dog food out next to the picnic table - about 10 feet from where I'd been sitting when the bear came to investigate.

I was still feeling homesick when I got up the next day, so I packed everything up to head home. I checked in with my campsite neighbors before I left. The bears had showed up again the night before and ate a cooler. Who leaves a cooler out when a bear had just visited the night before? That sort of thing is why I slept better when I was camped on the top of the mountain by myself than in the campground.

Monday, September 1, 2008

See ya!

I leave for my backpacking trip tomorrow morning! Tonight I'm packaging my food, Winston's food, packing my bag, doing a little laundry, other last minute stuff, and most importantly, making trail mix.

A photo for your enjoyment, as well as the recipe.


This recipe makes two BIG bags.
You'll need
(2) Mixed nuts cans, less than 50% peanuts. 16 oz each
(1) large bag of M&Ms - your choice flavor/filling.
(1) box of raisins

Put it in a bag and shake it up.